The purpose of this script is to produce a large number of audio files that can be listened to, every morning, in a random order. As a result, the listener does not know if he will come or not. The listener just has to be prepared to obey, literally, to a software coldly addressing him instructions to jerk of in the shower, with or without a happy ending. It can be enjoyed like a roulette: the mp3 player is set to random, and randomly, the listener will cum, or not.