"Oh, sweetheart… you thought no one would notice how you melt when I call you my good boy? How do you squirm every time I brush past you in the office, pretending it’s just business? Do you want me to ruin your professional life one moan at a time? Then come into my office. Mommy has five minutes, and she’s not wasting a second. And yes, the blinds are open. Gratefully yours, youronlymommy"
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